I heard somewhere that there's some sort of scandal involving some back door shenanigans between a pair of premiership footballers.
Discuss.
(Yes, this site is getting more low-brow by the day)
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Having taken the plunge and made the permanent move from England to New Zealand, this website (not blog, hate that word) was born out of sheer bone idleness. Emailing people to tell them what I was up to over here sounded like far too much effort. Now the effort is squarely on the shoulders of my readers who have to trawl through regular tales of drunken nights out and quiz questions. Enjoy...
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Popbitch reveals all (without quite revealing all)
>> The beautiful game <<
Football: not glad to be gay
Why are we so obsessed with footballers' sexuality? Everyone has been feverishly speculating about the News of the World's
"gay footballer scandal". In reality, it seems as if it was little more than two drunk friends, who we're not going to
embarrass by naming, encouraged
to mess around with mobile phones up their arses by their "mate" who was secretly filming them to sell to the papers. The tabloid baulked
at the 500 grand asking price for the video, and therefore reveal the player's identities, but had enough info to run the story.
(FYI: The only footballer in Britain to come out
so far, Justin Fashanu, killed himself.)
(FYI2: This new form of phone sex has already taken
off in London's gay scene. Bluetooth/phone-in-pants
club nights are already lined up.)
I've heard claims that are fairly certain as to the identity of the two London based footballers, one of whom may or may not be married to a female pop singer, but these are scurrilous and i couldn't possibly repeat them here.
In completely different news, Daniels has been spotted buying bucketloads of calendars:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006080512,,00.html
I take it that your Mum no longer reads this site, Owen?
Allegedly, the footballers were JJ and AC. Personally, I don't believe a word of it, right lawyers?
It's probably all been discussed in the Daily "it was an asylum seeker what did it" Mail - coupled with you wouldn't have caught Tom Finney with his pipe up his etc...
so my mum will be well versed and very disgusted no doubt.
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