Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Wisdom from my two favourite races...

1. By Sydney Harbour, an American woman starts shouting at the table next to her, demanding a review of their gnocchi. Or as she pronounced it... GERR NAARSHEE

2. An American again, whilst walking by the banks of the river Avon in Christchurch... "Hey dear, doesn't it remind you of Venice?" Click here for a picture of the Avon, you can make your own minds up.

3. Australian love is... when an elderly woman falls flat on her face climbing stairs her husband shouts, as passers by help her out, "See I told you not to go rushing..."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

obviously venice in the jurassic period.

Dunc always struck me as a beastophile.

Anonymous said...

Gartside - what is your email address these days?
Dave

Anonymous said...

o_gartside@hotmail.com I believe

PT said...

Ahahahahahaaa - is it just my slower home connection, or is it that Gartside has deleted that anonymous dodgy comment about his nearest and dearest?

Anyway, for those that missed it, it said:

**Censored**

Owen said...

Comments have been deleted due to them being bang out of order.

Any more of that business and I'll have to turn on comment moderation. And that will just spoil everyone's fun.

Sorting my photos today so update is on the cards in the next few days...

Anonymous said...

it said....

nice chatting to you last night dude

Owen said...

Likewise mate. It's been too long.